The Pillsbury Dough Man

   Walmart is a decent place.  Cheap merchandise, a new grocery pick up station, and good location (for us anyway).

   One day however, we were driving home after finishing some errands, and I saw a disgusting sight.  An old man was standing beside his car.  WITHOUT A SHIRT ON.  He wasn't doing to well hiding himself.  Just kinda standing there, not getting into his car or doing much of anything at all.  His skin was very light, didn't seem to have much tan on him.  (With the windows up) I said the first thing that came to my mind:  "Look, and old man without a shirt on!"  My family got a kick out of it.  The I realized:  He looks a lot like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, but older.  So, from that moment on, I refer to him as the "Pillsbury Dough Man."
   A word of advice for everyone reading this:  Keep all of you're clothes on in public.  Please.  It's understandable at a pool, or a mini football game at your house, but NOT at Walmart.