Sunday, July 23, 2017

Bowling Made Awkward

   Not too long ago, my grandparents, dad, brothers and I decided to go bowling while my mother had a clothing party.  We all got our bowling shoes on after paying and headed for our lane.  When we got there, a large T.V presented our names and our scores (zero.  Duh.).  Here is what the roster looked like:  (Some of these are not the actual names posted, but I am keeping it this way for privacy.)

  1. Grandpa
  2. Dad
  3. Brother
  4. Other Brother
  5. Cable
   Wait, WHAT???  Who on earth is Cable?!?!?!
   Apparently,  the people who worked at that particular bowling alley were either hard of hearing or just weren't paying attention.  They seemed to believe that Caleb was the same thing as Cable.  I mean, it's a tiny error, but who would name their kid Cable?
   For the rest of the time when we were there, whenever it was my turn, I could see the text on the bigscreen say:




                        YOU'RE UP, CABLE!

4 comments:

  1. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

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  2. oh.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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